Loaf pan
Mixing bowl
Spoon
Wire cooling rack
Mixer
Ziploc bag
2 Small serving bowls
Platter
~Ingredients~
Vegetable shortening
Flour
1 1/4 cups Seedless strawberry jam
1/2 pint Whipping cream
3 tbsp. Sugar
1 pkg. (12 oz) frozen blueberries, partially thawed
1 pkg. (16oz) pound cake mix with ingredients listed on box
With an adult's help, preheat oven and mix cake
according to package directions. Grease and flour a loaf pan.
Pour a half inch layer of batter into the pan.
Then, using a spoon, glop several lines and small pools of
blood (jam) over the batter. Repeat until you put one final layer
of batter covering all signs of jam. Bake according to package
directions. After removing from pan, allow to cool 35-40 minutes.
Beat the whipping cream until stiff peaks form. Add the sugar,
then whip for another minute. Using a spoon, gently swirl
2 tablespoons of the extra blood into the whipped cream and
refirgerate until ready to serve the cake. Place the partially
thawed blueberries in the ziploc bag. Seal and lightly pound the
berries until they are squished, but not complete mush.
Pour into a bowl, add two tablespoons jam and mix well.
Slice and arrange the cake on a platter.
Place the bloody whipped cream and bllueberry blood clots beside
the platter for guests to use as toppings.
Serves 8-10 psycho scientists.
Sicko serving suggestions:
Garnish your platter with a garland or little flowers made of
blood splattered sterile guaze bandages.