Kitty Litter Cake

1 pkg. spice cake mix
1 pkg. white cake mix
1 pkg. white sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small tootsie rolls
1 pkg. vanilla pudding mix
1 new kitty litter box
1 new pooper scooper

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions.

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender.
They tend to stick, so scrape often. Set aside all but about
1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green
food coloring and mix using a fork. When cakes are cooled to
room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the
remaining cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Gently
combine. Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter
box.
Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish
and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer
blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and
bury in mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs
over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over
the top, this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in
kitty litter.
Heat remaining Tootsie rolls, 3 at a time, in the microwave
until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and
sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Serve with a new pooper
scooper.
This does take a bit of time. I swear you can't tell it
from the real thing if you follow the directions
carefully. Try it, you'll like it.
Serves 24


Ok..all you guys that are going to make the gruesome delight
pay attention now! I've found a great way to shape the
Tootsie rolls. When they are soft and shapaeable you blunt
the ends as per the original instructions. Then you roll
slightly to make them evenly cylindrical (pencil width) then
indent with your [CLEAN] fingernails to ring it like a
racoon tail, stretch slightly then push gently back together.
I think you guys get the idea right??? More "realistic" the
better [grosser]!!!!!!!